me: *bleeds from the nose, eyes, and gums*
School nurse: *gives tums*

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

misterminaj:

aphrodisy:

what is this

this is true love

misterminaj:

aphrodisy:

what is this

this is true love

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

eeveez:

Steal her look: Jenny from American Dad

Guess Red Hot Top ($79.50)

Saint Laurent Signature Mid-Rise Skinny Trouser ($890.00)

Louis Vuitton Monogram Handbag ($3,500.00)

Normal sized butt (priceless)

Jenny brand attitude (priceless)

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

sam pepper - crying
12,520 plays

nudegif:

a shitty 20 second dubstep remix of sam pepper crying

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help.